Walker Texas Christmas is the twelfth episode of Animeme. It was uploaded to youtube on December 25, 2012.
- Insanity Wolf
♪Deck the halls with bloody corpses
Falalalala, la la♪
- Forever Alone
Buys an artificial Christmas tree
- Pick Up Line Panda
How about you come over here and sit on my lap
and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up
- Sudden Clarity Clarence
Chuck Norris is a ginger
- Rage Comic
me as a kid:
~he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake~!!!
He sees you when you're sleeping? He knows when you're awake?
Unwanted House Guest: Merry Christmas.
- Anti-Joke Chicken
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Hit it with a brick
The Slender Man took place of Jack Skeleton
- Troll Face
Hey kids! Wanna learn how to troll Santa on Christmas?
Step 1: Be naughty. U MAD SANTA?!
Step 2: Wait till Christmas for Santa to give you your coal
Step 3: Sell all your coal to energy companies
Step 4: Collect profits. U JOLLY SANTA? Merry Christmas
- Chuck Norris
Santa is reading through the children's notes
Dear Santa, I really want a Nintento WII-U, love Brian
Dear Santa, I want Justin Bieber, love Cindy
Dear Santa, get off your ass and give me fucking MACHINE GUN! Chuck Norris
Santa marks out Chuck's name. Right after, the door bust down with Chuck Norris holding Rudoplh's skull and a machine gun. Santa screams in fright. Chuck slowly walks towards Santa
Chuck Norris: So, you don't wanna give me my present.
Santa Claus: No! Please! I'll give you a rocket launcher!
Chuck Norris: Too Late.
Gunshots are heard while the 'America!' song plays
Santa Claus WAS real
Until he forgot my present