Walker Texas Christmas is the twelfth episode of Animeme. It was uploaded to youtube on December 25, 2012.


  • Insanity Wolf

♪Deck the halls with bloody corpses

Falalalala, la la♪


  • Forever Alone

Buys an artificial Christmas tree

It dies

  • Pick Up Line Panda

How about you come over here and sit on my lap

and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up

  • Sudden Clarity Clarence

Holy shit

Chuck Norris is a ginger

  • Rage Comic

me as a kid:

~he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake~!!!

me now:

He sees you when you're sleeping? He knows when you're awake?

Unwanted House Guest: Merry Christmas.

  • Anti-Joke Chicken

How do you stop a baby from crying?

Hit it with a brick

  • Slenderman

The Slender Man took place of Jack Skeleton

  • Troll Face

Hey kids! Wanna learn how to troll Santa on Christmas?

Step 1: Be naughty. U MAD SANTA?!

Step 2: Wait till Christmas for Santa to give you your coal

Step 3: Sell all your coal to energy companies

Step 4: Collect profits. U JOLLY SANTA? Merry Christmas

  • Chuck Norris

Santa is reading through the children's notes

Dear Santa, I really want a Nintento WII-U, love Brian

Dear Santa, I want Justin Bieber, love Cindy

Dear Santa, get off your ass and give me fucking MACHINE GUN! Chuck Norris

Santa marks out Chuck's name. Right after, the door bust down with Chuck Norris holding Rudoplh's skull and a machine gun. Santa screams in fright. Chuck slowly walks towards Santa

Chuck Norris: So, you don't wanna give me my present.

Santa Claus: No! Please! I'll give you a rocket launcher!

Chuck Norris: Too Late.

Gunshots are heard while the 'America!' song plays

Santa Claus WAS real

Until he forgot my present

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