Slender Man vs. Insanity Wolf is the seventh installment of Animeme Rap Battles and the first episode of Season 2. It features urban Internet myth, Slender Man, rapping against advice animal and image macro, Insanity Wolf. It was released on June 17th, 2016.
I'm a legend, not a folk tale
and definitely not a myth.
I'll come out of this smoke veil dimension
and force choke you like a Sith.
Did I fail to mention?
I own these woods you call your home,
you have now entered Slenderland.
All dogs go to heaven, right?
Wrong, little bitches go to slender man.
I'm the silhouette you see standing in the fog
Yoyo your leash, watch me walk the dog.
I'll chop off your legs, make you fetch your own bones
I'm the sole reason wolves don't hunt alone.
Whenever you have nightmares,
I'll be the one delivering them.
You're famous for having a disorder?
I'm famous for giving 'em!
What could you do to me
That I wouldn't already do to myself?
I'll rip out all my fur
and down some Drano for my health.
What happened to your face?
You look like a scrapped Tim Burton project.
I wear Louis Vuitton cologne
It's the scent of his death.
I was raised by wolves,
If by wolves you mean crystal meth.
You look like a waiter, you got me all nervous down here.
If I say your name three times fast, will I get some service around here?
You know this is your funeral, It's why you've chosen to dress in black.
Once I throw you to the wolves, there won't be nothing to throw back.
Put me six feet deep? I still tower over you.
I could kill you just by putting chocolate in your food!
I'm the boy who cried wolf, you're a sheep in wolf's threads
I go bump in the night, you go hump on a leg.
Now hold still, this might hurt a little bit,
You can howl at the moon but the moon don't give a shit!
You think you're insane? You're not not even hurtful.
When I'm through, you'll be in Sarah McLachlan commercials.
I bit off Satan's head then killed him
The hounds of hell are my children.
I'm the hoarder of horror,
And you're just a boogeyman with a eating disorder!
You'r face is blank, What up, John doe?
I'll paint it with a shank, call me Van Gogh
I'm a psycho killer, I'm air bud with rabies
Oh you like little kids? Say hi to my babies.
- This battle was released just over a year later than the Season 2 trailer.
- As stated by Alex Negrete, this is because finding enough money to continue making the series takes "a long time."