The Slender Man is slowly creeping up on a little girl, sitting in the forest humming while the screen is covered in static. The moment Slender Man gets behind the girl, everything is covered in a ray of light as goofy music plays in the background. The girl is revealed to be Honey Boo Boo.
Honey Boo Boo: Hey, Mr. Slender boo-child. If you wanna make those 20 dollars bills, you gotta to sip on my special juice for a while!
Slender Man backs up in confusion only to bump into Honey Boo Boo's mother.
Honey Boo Boo's mother: We gotta put some meat on your bones.
Both Boo Boo's walk towards a shocked Slender Man
Honey Boo Boo's mother: Where do you suppose his piehole is, Honey Boo?
The screen is covered in a coat of pink static. Later, Honey Boo Boo is seen sitting on the couch.
Honey Boo Boo: Told ya mama girl honey-child...
The screen zooms out, revealing Honey Boo Boo's mother and Slender Man to be sitting on the couch. A very fat Slender Man is sitting upside down, without his pants or underwear, showing his bare buttocks. A chicken leg is sinking into his anus, meaning they force fed him anally.
Honey Boo Boo: Everyone's got themself a piehole!