The intro opens up with Alex standing in a blizzardy forest while wearing a jacket
Alex: What up,everyone? This is Alex and welcome to the show! You already know I'm in the border of North and South Korea right now, I got my north face on, (shivers) IT'S COLD! Ok, so today we got, from up from the south: Psy! Versus KIM-JONG-UN!
Kim Jong Un:
Sigh? You mean what I did when I saw you in a lawnchair laying down
Watching little boys on a playground?
And if you took off your shades now
Nobody'd know who you are
Bitch, I'm a star
Me and D.Ron gon make Rush Hour 4
You can find us where your chicks are chillin
Don't bring the yellow dude, the guy looks like a Pixar villian
You should rub your tummy for good luck, Chuck
Cuz when you said launch, you meant to say lunch,uh, you're a fuck up
When I said nuke the Chinese I meant put the take out
In the microwave, OP!
You suck Dennis' rod man
You're a black guy's bitch
Kim Jong Kardashian
Kim Jong Un:
I seize the power and will destroy
Like the Bolsheviks in 1917
You're a korean Soulja Boy
Your fat jokes don't effect me
I'm the king of the north, and winter is coming
Hide your twin daughters, you got Youtube fans?
I got White Walkers!
I'm south side, I'll eat your
I'll turn you into kimchi
You're less of a communistic threat than a movie producer in the 50's
You grew grew up in Switzerland, I'll freakin tobler-own you
I'm a mother,father ,gentleman, my father would disown you
Kim Jong Un:
Gentlemen? Didn't you get the memo? Nice guys finish last
You're not gonna be able to Gangnam Style when I put your arm in a cast
You're a fad
You're just mad
You no longer on top of the billboard chart
Now I'll hang you from top of the billboard in parts
I'm a North Korean leader
Baller, fortune cookie reader
and an asian p*ssy eater
You're lamer than Justin Bieber
You got a little Psy dick
and a brittle sidekick
I'm worth $5 billion, this is genocide, bitch
You're a clock without a tick, that's right, you're all talk
5 billion dollars? How many chocolate factories have you bought?
I do blows, tip top self
You will blow up yourself
Your army's small, you get picked last
You're too short for Six Flags
You ain't king of the north,bitch, you dead
You John Snow: bastard son of Ned
They call you a leader, they say you're supreme?
But only cuz your stomach's always filled with sour cream
Psy bucks Kim Jong Un, seemingly killing him, urinates on his body and jumps ontop of it.
Bitch! Gangnam Style!
Psy begins to Gangnam Style on Kim Jong Un's body.
Alex: What up everybody, it's Alex, and that about does it for season one. So, this is where you come in. Watch all the videos, comment on all of them, lemme know who you wanna see back in season two, and I will make it happen. And last thing is thank you so much for watching and being apart. It really means so much to me and I can't wait and work on season two, thank you guys. So, I love you and I will see you soon.