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ANIMEME 5 - PEDOBEAR

Pedobear is the fifth episode of the first season of animeme. It was released on September 25, 2012.

MemesEdit

  • Imma Cat

Teen Girl: IT'S NOT JUST A PHASE!

I'm a cat, mom, just accept it


  • Really High Guy

You know how they say, like, God's inside you?

I hope he likes raspberry newtons, cause that's what he's gonna get


  • Almost Politically Correct Redneck

I respect other people's religion

Even if they are wrong....and burnin' in hell


  • Sudden Clarity Clarence

(gasps) A quesadilla

is just a Mexican grilled cheese


  • Pick up line Panda

Roses are red, violets are blue

(burps) I suck at poetry, show me your tits


  • Annoying Facebook Girl

A teen male is working on his car, when suddenly, Annoying Facebook Girl pops up froms a bush, takes a picture or him, alerting him, and she goes back into the bush

I am soooo in love

No one could ever replace what I feel for him


  • Anti-Joke Chicken

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive?

Because she's dead. Fucking DEAD.


  • Rage Comic

A man is rolling a spoll of tape, looking for the start of it, humming happily. He rolls it for a while, still not finding the start of it and slowly gets more and more enraged

WHERE'S THE BEGINNING OF THIS FUCKING SHIT?!


  • Successful Black Man

I never knew my father

had such diversified portfolio


  • Paranoid Parrot

Make eye contact with a black person

They think I'm a racist


  • Scumbag Dog

Your boyfriend is meeting the family today?

Gonna have to hump the living hell out of his leg. Yeeeeehahahah!


  • Pedobear

A little boy and girl are riding on a rollercoaster. Suddenly, pedobear rises from the back seat

Disembodied voice: ARE YA READY KIDS?!

Music plays as the camera back outs. When the ride ends, Pedobear jumps out of the cart and runs away, wearing the boy's cap while Forever Alone comes up in a cart behind them, with no one else, of course.


  • The Most Interesting Man

I don't always carry all the groceries in one trip

But when I do, I feel like Hercules


  • Grandma finds the Internet

Clippy: Hey, fucktard! You spelt your name wrong (groans in frustration)

Grandma: This really is amazing

A talking paperclip


  • Overly Attached Girlfriend

I had a dream where we broke up and I killed your family

Lol

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