- "Every time I freeze, someone blows my cartridge!"
Information on the rapperEdit
Mario is a fictional character from the Nintendo video-game franchise Super Mario Bros., created by Japanese video game designer, Shigeru Miyamoto. He is not only the main protagonist of the series, but also the face of Nintendo.
Mario has appeared in over 200 games since his creation, including every Mario spin-off game as a playable character. He has also appeared in the American TV cartoon The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!, as well as it's two follow ups, The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World, and in the live-action film of the same name, portrayed by the late Bob Hoskins.
Mario is depicted as a short, pudgy, Italian-American plumber who lives in the Mushroom Kingdom. He repeatedly stops the turtle-like villain Bowser's numerous plans to kidnap Princess Peach, destroy him, and take over the Mushroom Kingdom.
Bowser usually has minions to help him stop Mario from reaching the castles, which includes Goombas, Koopa Troopas, Bullet Bills, and many others. Mario uses power-ups like Super Mushrooms, Fire Flowers, Super Leaves, and Starmen to aid him in defeating his enemies.
[Note: Mario is in red, while Luigi is in regular text.]
Bongiorno, and welcome to our terror dome!
We've earned this throne! 400 million games sold!
You have icy hearts? We got balls of fire! Nice crown!
Sorry we missed your coronation. We were watching your parents drown!
You try to be tough, but you act in a musical!
The next time you'll hear singing, it will be at your funeral!
We don't play games like reindeer! Get it through your brain, dear!
We beat Bowser while still keeping your drain clear!
Keep shooting your ice at me, you cold-hearted witch!
'Cause every time I freeze, someone blows my cartridge!
You don't gotta tell me who's pipes I need to fix!
Your singing makes me want to bash my head on these bricks!
But you can make a song about anything; really, that is a gift!
So many guys have screwed you over, you're the next Taylor Swift!
We're fat, funny, and different; you two are as plain as ice!
Two basic white girls? You probably piss Pumpkin Spice!