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The intro opens up with Alex acting like an overdramatic announcer, speaking into a microphone.
Alex: Let's get ready to rumble! My name is Alex and welcome to the show! Today we got Courage Wolf....vs....Insanity Wolf!
It must've taken every ounce of your courage to agree to fight me here
Do you know who I am? I'M INSANITY WOLF
I feel a baby kick, I'll kick it BACK
In the delivery room, I spawn camp, get a kill, teabag a bear trap
Watch porn in the front row class, FAP FAP FAP
Do the math, motherfucker, I'm insane
I do the cinnamon challenge WITH COCAINE
When life gave me lemons, I fucked it in the ass and gave it lemonaids
Ran into your girl the other day, with my car, Is she OK?
You are the result of four billion years of evolutionary success
FUCKING ACT LIKE IT, and my girl's fine, we just had sex
Do the math? Well, I forgot my pencil, guess I'll take notes in your blood
God gave you lemons? Find a new god
Take the scenic route through Mordor
Walk in through the front door
So much courage, I do the worm, with a boner
You got no friends, you loner
Where's your wolf pack?
Even Jacob from Twilight could kick your ass
After a large fight, Courage Wolf finally kicks Insanity Wolf off of a cliff. Courage howls to the moon in victory, but Insanity Wolf runs back up the cliff and jumps Courage.
I put the fun in funeral
Laughter in slaughter
But first I'll trap you underneath the stairs, Harry Potter
Then I'll murder your parents, so your bloodline's diminshed
Then bury them, who's grounded now, BITCHES?
I made your mom come, you could at least make me breakfast
You're a failure, I'mma swallow you and shit out Success Kid
You give nothing to society, except a headache
Where's my worcestershire? You're getting beat to a shirt steak
I give nothing to society? Yeah, that's a real crock of shit
I feed to homeless TO the homeless
Donate blood, ALL OF IT
I will deliver you into evil and lead you into temptation
Got a headache? I got your cure
What doesn't kill me, better run the fuck away
Who are you again? I kicked ass and don't have time to take names
You think I'm lost? Here's a twist: I'm the final boss
You've reached peak and now it's your time to die
Insanity Wolf and Courage Wolf charge at eachother. When they get to each other, the force is so powerful that it actually causes the entire planet to explode, leaving the screen in space and a piece of text stating 'To be continued..?'
- After the camera zooms out into space, we see that the battle was happening in the New England region of the United States. However, the explosion that destroyed earth was from the North West of South American, more specifically around Colombia.
- This is currently the only rap battle where Alex does not speak at the end, most likely because he 'died' in the explosion as well. However, he can be heard yelling before the Earth exploded.