- "We beat Bowser and bowser jr while still keeping your drain clear!"
- ―Mario Bros.[src]
The Mario Bros. are a team, consisting of Mario and Luigi, who rap battled the Frozen Sisters in Mario Bros. vs. Frozen Sisters. They were both voiced by Brock Baker.
Information on the rappers[]
Mario and Luigi are fictional characters in the Nintendo video game franchise Super Mario Bros., created by Japanese video-game designer, Shigeru Miyamoto. They are the most well-known characters of any Nintendo game series, as well as the primary mascots of the company.
Mario is depicted as a short, pudgy, and brave Italian-American plumber who lives in the Mushroom Kingdom, while Luigi is portrayed as the slightly younger, taller, thinner, and cowardly version of his fraternal twin brother. They repeatedly stop the turtle/dragon-like villain, Bowser, and his son bowser jr with there numerous plans to kidnap Princess Peach, destroy Mario, and take over the Mushroom Kingdom.
Bowser usually has minions to help him stop the two from reaching the castles, which include Goombas, Koopa Troopas, Bullet Bills, and many others. The Mario Brothers use power-ups like Super Mushrooms, Fire Flowers, and Super Leaves and also egad's inventions packs to aid them in defeating their enemies.
Unlike Mario's multiple solo appearances, there have been only three games to feature Luigi as the main protagonist: Mario is Missing!, Luigi's Mansion, and its sequel, Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon.
Mario and Luigi have also appeared in several Mario spin-off games as playable characters, as well as in the American cartoons The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!, The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, and Super Mario World, and in their own live-action movie, Super Mario Bros., in 1993.
Lyrics[]
[Note: Mario is in red, while Luigi is in green.]
Verse 1:[]
Bongiorno, and welcome to our terror dome!
We've earned this throne! 400 million games sold!
You have icy hearts? We got balls of fire! Nice crown!
Sorry we missed your coronation. We were watching your parents drown!
You try to be tough, but you act in a musical!
The next time you'll hear singing, it will be at your funeral!
We don't play games like reindeer! Get it through your brain, dear!
We beat Bowser and bowser jr while still keeping your drain clear!
Verse 2:[]
Keep shooting your ice at me, you cold-hearted witch!
'Cause every time I freeze, someone blows my cartridge!
You don't gotta tell me who's pipes I need to fix!
Your singing makes me want to bash my head on these bricks!
But you can make a song about anything; really, that is a gift!
So many guys have screwed you over, you're the next Taylor Swift!
We're fat, funny, and different; you two are as plain as ice!
Two basic white girls? You probably piss Pumpkin Spice!